Daily Archives: October 21st, 2011

STEVE JOBS VOWED TO DESTROY ANDROID: NEWEST NEWS:

THIS MUST EXPLAIN THIS PHOTO OF AN APPLE EMPLOYEE PRACTICING::: THE MIST CLEARS AH HA:

Obama announces total Iraq troop withdrawal

THE WORDS TO OH CANADA FOR ALL OF YOU PURISTS OUT THERE:

OH CANADA DOO DOO DOO DOO DOH DAH: DOOOO DO DODOO DOOO DO DO DO DO DODAH :: HUMMMM FAR AND WIDE DOHADO DO DAH DO DO DO DO HOO OOO OOO AH ETC:

CANADIAN MAN; OOKCHUK MACHUK WINS GOV: GENERAL MEDAL FOR INVENTION

WELL; GOVERNOR GENERAL EH: HE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING:

LIKE; I JUST WELDED THESE TRACK THINGS ON ME SNOW BLOWER EH: WORKS DARN FRIGGIN GOOD TOO EH: WELDED THIS RING THING RIGHT DER FOR THE BEER CAN EH: GOT A HEATER AND EVERYTHING CUZ BEER LIKES TO FREEZE UP EH: EXCEP PILSNER EH FROM UP DER IN LETHBRIDGE EH: DONT LIKE IT MUCH MESEF EH: MUST BE THAT ANTIFREEZ THEY PUT IN DER EH:::: TOO SWEET EH: ONLY TROUBLE GOTTA GO IN THE HOOSS FOR A PEE EH BECAUSE YER WILLY COULD FREEZE RIGHT OFF IF YOU PEE OUTSIDE EH: MOUNTIES LED HIM AWAY:

A MAN FROM MONT ST HILAIRE DE SAINT ESPRIT QUEBEC ALSO WON AN AWARD FOR KNOWING ALL OF THE WORDS TO OH CANADA: IN ENGLISH:::: HIT HIS ALL THAT HOCKEY GAMES EH: WITH WINNIPIG YETS NOW; WE GOT SOME REAL OCKEY EH: BOOM BOOM RICHARD; NOW THAT WAS AN OCKEY PLAYER SACRISTI HOSTI DE TABERNAQUE:HI SEE HIM MYSELF ONCE IN MONREAL KNOCK JACQUES PLANTE RIGHT ON IS BUM EH: WITH A SLAPSHOP FROM HIS OWN BLU LINE: EH: NOW THAT WAS A SHOT EH: RIGHT ON THE NOSE: BOOM BOOM: THAT IS HOW HE GOT HIS NAME EH: NOT JACQUES PLANTE EH; BUT BOOM BOOM RICHARD: HE LEARN TO SKATE IN SAINT ARMAND DE SAINTE PIERREVILLE UP THERE IN CHICOUTOMI EH WHEN IT WAS ONY TWO: A BIT LATE BUT DE DID HOKAY MON GENERALE: HE DEAD NOW: KILLED I THINK BY CIGARETTE HOSTI:THAT PLANTE::: HEE HEE: HIS MOM SAYS E SO HUGLY E NEED TO WEAR A MASQUE HALL DA TIME EH: CIBOƍRE

CANADA INFLATION RATE RISES TO 3,2 PERCENT:

::::::THE FINANCE MINISTER;—- SOME GUY NAMED FAHERTY EXPLAINS:::: LIKE THE COST OF INSULATION EH WENT WEEE WEEE OOP: AND THEM SNOWBLOWER MACHINES WITH THE TANK TRACK KIND OF THINGS EH::: NOW; THEY COST A BUNDLE EH AND THEY WENT WEEE WEEE OOP WHAT WITH SHIPPIN AND ALL AND THE ICE ROADS ONLY OPENIN IN AUGUST EH THIS YEAR EH: LES INSULAASION COSTO MUCHO PLUS EH: FOR THE QUEBEC VIEWERS:

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD-TO START A BUSINESS:

ACCORDING TO THIS SITE THE BEST PLACE TO START A BUSINESS IS::::: DRUM ROLLLLLLLLL NEW ZEALAND: (Better yet if your busness is sheep or sheep parts and apples).SECOND IS :::: AUSTRALIA:::: THIRD; MY HOME COUNTRY::: CANADA: (Pharmacies do well as do selling insulation or anything for people locked inside houses for about 11 months a year).THE GOOD OLD USA DID NOT EVEN FIGURE IN THE TOP TEN::::BELARUS AND RWANDA BEAT OUT YANKEE KNOW HOW::::: GO FIGURE EH (wanna buy some insulation eh… reel cheap… like only a couple of loonies eh)….